I’m a 16 year old girl with fantasies of a perfect world. I’m a verbal monster who gets crucified on a daily basis, a psychotic case with thick thighs and a wide waist. Getting to know me is a choice many people choose not to take because I’m not in their “category”. You may like my Tumblr and you may not, depends on what you like.Tumblr (3.0; @classicassi)http://classicassi.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/669d6ae5761f670532f566c5748f056e/tumblr_miabh8ATnW1qmgbc0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatgirlericaa.tumblr.com/post/49490210697/mm-oh-hey-bb" target="_blank">thatgirlericaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>mm , oh hey bb :*</p> </blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50748005996http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50748005996Sat, 18 May 2013 14:57:34 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50399616598/if-anybody-asks-if-they-know-you-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/20940005828/if-anybody-asks-if-they-know-you-from-somewhere" target="_blank"> </a></p> <blockquote> <p>If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50747602440http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50747602440Sat, 18 May 2013 14:51:55 -0400<a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm ">When I see a good looking person:</a>: <p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50430284101/when-i-see-a-good-looking-person" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrottpDBZw1qmuauh.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm" target="_blank"> </a></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50747239692http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50747239692Sat, 18 May 2013 14:46:53 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50502755301/when-youre-at-school-and-you-have-to-walk-by-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp443bj4SV1qdygvg.gif"/></p></blockquote> Fabulous all day Erryday.http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50746376223http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50746376223Sat, 18 May 2013 14:34:32 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50564015136/when-you-eat-something-really-delicious-for-the-first" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" height="156" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpp0n1q0IF1qclt3z.gif" width="312"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744610962http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744610962Sat, 18 May 2013 14:09:01 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50565185135/when-you-miss-the-ice-cream-truck" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" height="160" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo9fjyrYxa1qecj2t.gif" width="200"/></p> <div><span> </span></div></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744511305http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744511305Sat, 18 May 2013 14:07:34 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50568629358/when-people-are-telling-me-about-their-wonderful" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>on the outside, I’m like&#160;:</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2s6iBPcx1ql0j6j.gif"/></strong></p> <p><strong>on the inside, I’m like:</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2s2zt40Z1ql0j6j.gif"/></p> <p class="follow"><a href="http://goo.gl/Ls2Br" title="Funny Awkward Moments" target="_self"> </a></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744403313http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744403313Sat, 18 May 2013 14:06:01 -0400<blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sxpkHc0v1rntmkc.gif"/></p> <p><strong><strong><a href="http://h4h4h4h4.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><big><big><big> </big></big></big></a></strong></strong></p> </blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744395425http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744395425Sat, 18 May 2013 14:05:54 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50579317089/everyone-has-amazing-hair-like" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5schkXnza1qhbr0d.gif"/></p> <p>While I’m over here like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5schsDlY21qhbr0d.jpg"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744106427http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50744106427Sat, 18 May 2013 14:01:42 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50580631999/my-mom-thinks-im-the-only-kid-who-spends-all-day-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gasiR07v1qc6lzy.gif"/></p> <p><strong><strong><a href="http://h4h4h4h4.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><big><big><big> </big></big></big></a></strong></strong></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743993253http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743993253Sat, 18 May 2013 14:00:11 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50584155647/when-im-shopping-and-a-store-doesnt-have-my-size" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ywz91crz1rnvlqy.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743982679http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743982679Sat, 18 May 2013 14:00:02 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50590248997/people-who-pour-milk-into-the-bowl-before-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>People who pour milk into the bowl before they pour the cereal</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rc58c3UB1qg7gy4.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743900049http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743900049Sat, 18 May 2013 13:58:50 -0400<a href="http://goo.gl/r1WWa">When I get home from school....</a>: <p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50607669002/when-i-get-home-from-school" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0moakW081qc55rw.gif"/></p> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank"></a></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743795599http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743795599Sat, 18 May 2013 13:57:20 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50618859362/the-differences-between-puberty" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>When girls go through puberty:</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqd7s9pfJa1qcji9c.gif"/></p> <p>When boys go through puberty:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqd7tjXdjs1qcji9c.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743650850http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743650850Sat, 18 May 2013 13:55:17 -0400<p><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/50627666426/when-stopping-a-girl-from-walking-away" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Expectation:</span></p> <p><img alt="image" height="151" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok08qd3V51qhv2us.gif" width="305"/></p> <p>Reality:</p> <p><img alt="image" height="148" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok094PUpS1qhv2us.gif" width="304"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743563285http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50743563285Sat, 18 May 2013 13:54:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/924865b18f257be971a24fd889cde16c/tumblr_mmrantzPrW1rly8pao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f8232a24c9fe9137f6fd7c8af6da503/tumblr_mmrantzPrW1rly8pao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4761514063c2eaf12d0a2da747037fb7/tumblr_mmrantzPrW1rly8pao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741865522http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741865522Sat, 18 May 2013 13:30:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b2be8a655ee6ceba44f11d7445f4179/tumblr_mmtosdm8Kx1qb1h1oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She is just pure perfection.</p>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741765579http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741765579Sat, 18 May 2013 13:28:40 -0400jhene aiko beauty beautiful perfect<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b31a1aacf8f473f33804049a08e5cf1c/tumblr_mmxma1GMP81ry1zh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jhene Aiko is so fucking beautiful. Seriously, why can’t I look even remotely like her? Her shape, her face, her soft angelic voice, everything about her is so fucking perfect. If I could be Jhene Aiko for a day…I would be able to get the guy that I love.<br/> Well like.<br/> I like him a lot. If I looked like Jhene Aiko, I would be able to get him.<br/> I would be able to get anyone I wanted…</p>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741699023http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741699023Sat, 18 May 2013 13:27:43 -0400<p><a href="http://elf-melody-baby.tumblr.com/post/50701178491/when-youre-actually-sick-but-people-think-youre" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elf-melody-baby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/75ca4bdd65628a7b78f89c549f6e18b2/tumblr_inline_mmvwo7Oh1s1qz4rgp.gif" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741233655http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50741233655Sat, 18 May 2013 13:21:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fee48da2766e6e397b27140f2f20cfa0/tumblr_mn038fQPRg1rdeii7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mainly too ugly, and fat, and messed up bruh burh. ;_;</p>http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50740794178http://classicassi.tumblr.com/post/50740794178Sat, 18 May 2013 13:14:49 -0400